

Avery Caterwaul painted commercial signs for a living. He
could whip out anything from a frontispiece for a small business
to a barn side. The "Eat at Joe's" style of sign was
his favoriteplain black on white with no adornment. Or
"plein" black and white he would chuckle, since most
of his painting was done outdoors.
One day, while in a particularly dark mood, he worked on a
large billboard out by the state highway. He was roughing out
the letters to "Jesus Saves", black on yellow background
with a cross angled across one side. It was the angle that was
giving him trouble but he doggedly worked it out in the hot August
sun, sweat burning his eyes.
Once satisfied with his outline he decided to take a break
for lunch before mixing his paint and filling in the great letters.
Underneath the billboard was a shady, comfortable spot where
he could lean against the pilings and rest. He pulled a sandwich
out of a wrinkled brown bag, gazing into the cornfield stretching
out behind. A few words came to him, a precious line or two of
original verse. He searched for paper, deciding to use his lunch
bag, but couldn't find a pencil, not even a stub. He finally
gave up with a sigh as his idea disappeared like a big fat goshawk.
For most of his creative life poet Avery Caterwaul had worked
for the word alone. The beauty of poetry was enough to sustain
him through years of poverty, indifference, neglect, and outright
hostility. But as he grew older his spirit began to flag. He
quit telling his friends about his occasional publishings when
it became obvious that they never read them. One day he realized
that he was avoiding, instead of embracing, writing. He steadily
lost confidence.
Not being a weak sort, or overly given to self-pity, Caterwaul
nonetheless looked out over the cornfield that wavered in the
sun like van Gogh's last painting, crows overhead, calling, mocking
in raucous voices.
It was then that he noticed one large black bird descending,
settling next to him on the billboard's brace.
The bird looked him over for a moment, as if deciding something,
and then said, "Are you going to finish that sandwich or
not?"
Caterwaul realized that he had only taken a bite or two and
gave half of what was left to the bird. "So, you the devil,
or what?" He finally asked.
The raven said nothing as it munched on the sandwich, holding
it in one horny claw like a sweetgum pie.
"You can't be serious," it finally answered. "I'm
just a lowly scavenger going about his business on the food chain.
You looked like you weren't going to eat your sandwich. Why wait?
I'd have just had to pick the ants out of it."
"I've never seen a talking bird before."
"Well you ain't seen much then, have you, fella? And,
by the way, I'm not a `bird,' I'm a raven!"
"Sorry. No offense."
"None taken, Joe."
"My name's Avery, Avery Caterwaul. I'm a poet
and
a sign painter."
In reply the raven offered him a small rectangular piece of
cardboard held in one wicked looking claw. "My card,"
it said.
Caterwaul read:
Nevermore & Associates
Literary Consultation Services
"Quoth the Raven!"
"For the rest of that sandwich and the piece of spice
cake you've got hidden in your sack. I'll give you a little advice.
Something I learned from a squirrely little runt in Baltimore,
Maryland."
"All right." Caterwaul handed over the food.
"It's like this," began the raven, Nevermore. "Respect
yourself, respect others, dress well, focus on one thing at a
time, and always get it in writing."
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You can't beat a cat at the waiting game.
Farmer Ooka Brown
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The encounter changed Caterwaul's life. He never painted another
sign. Two years later his book of poems, Dew on the Whippoorwill,
Frost on the Turnip Green sold three copies and was greatly
loved by all who read it.
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